I don't know where you get your wisdom.
I found an endless source of wisdom in comics by Bill Watterson "Calvin and Hobbes".
This is what I got so far, take a look.
|Why isn't my life like a situation comedy?|
|Why aren't my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms?|
|Why don't my friends demonstrate heartfelt|
concern for my well being when I have problems?
|Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do|
but drop by and instigate wacky adventures?
|I gotta get my life some writers.|
|God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. |
Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
|-You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.|
- What mood is that?
- Last minute panic.