I don't know where you get your wisdom.
I found an endless source of wisdom in comics by Bill Watterson "Calvin and Hobbes".
This is what I got so far, take a look.
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| Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? |
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| Why aren't my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? |
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| Why don't my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? |
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| Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? |
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| I gotta get my life some writers. |
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| God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. |
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| -You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. - What mood is that? - Last minute panic. |
